1 00:00:00,938 --> 00:00:02,538 [Music] 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,499 Hey. 3 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:13,434 What are you guys doing? 4 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:16,534 Getting ready to play cupcake slam. 5 00:00:16,569 --> 00:00:17,235 Ooh, I wanna play. 6 00:00:17,269 --> 00:00:19,504 Well, then hurry, grab a cupcake. 7 00:00:19,538 --> 00:00:20,605 What's the bet? 8 00:00:20,639 --> 00:00:22,373 Loser has to drink pickle juice. 9 00:00:22,408 --> 00:00:24,042 Ew, I don't wanna drink pickle juice. 10 00:00:24,076 --> 00:00:25,576 Well then, you better throw that cupcake hard 11 00:00:25,611 --> 00:00:28,612 and hope it's sticky. 12 00:00:28,647 --> 00:00:32,350 That's not something you hear every day. 13 00:00:32,385 --> 00:00:33,151 Okay. 14 00:00:33,185 --> 00:00:42,225 In five, four, three, two-- cupcakes. 15 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:42,759 You got this. 16 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:43,493 It's all you. 17 00:00:43,528 --> 00:00:43,827 Oh my God. 18 00:00:43,861 --> 00:00:44,261 It's all you. 19 00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:45,162 You got everything. 20 00:00:45,196 --> 00:00:45,695 Please go down. 21 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:46,463 You make me proud, boy. 22 00:00:46,497 --> 00:00:48,363 You got it. It's all you. 23 00:00:48,398 --> 00:00:49,131 It's all you. 24 00:00:49,165 --> 00:00:50,565 You are-- oh, yeah. 25 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:52,467 Yeah. 26 00:00:52,501 --> 00:00:52,867 Oh, yeah. 27 00:00:52,901 --> 00:00:53,467 Yeah, baby. 28 00:00:53,502 --> 00:00:54,368 Uh-huh. 29 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:56,837 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. 30 00:00:56,871 --> 00:00:57,471 Oh, yeah. 31 00:00:57,505 --> 00:00:58,205 Okay, Sam. 32 00:00:58,239 --> 00:01:00,239 You thirsty? 33 00:01:12,183 --> 00:01:13,050 [Phone rings] 34 00:01:13,084 --> 00:01:14,351 Oh. 35 00:01:14,386 --> 00:01:15,819 That guy Jeffrey is on his way up. 36 00:01:15,854 --> 00:01:16,420 Who's Jeffrey? 37 00:01:16,454 --> 00:01:18,955 You know, the one who e-mailed us about all the-- 38 00:01:18,989 --> 00:01:19,923 guess what just happened. 39 00:01:19,957 --> 00:01:23,358 Your bellybutton started talking to you. 40 00:01:23,393 --> 00:01:24,960 No. 41 00:01:24,994 --> 00:01:26,962 But that would be so cool. 42 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:30,532 "Galaxy wars." 43 00:01:30,566 --> 00:01:31,333 I know. 44 00:01:31,367 --> 00:01:33,668 Look at this. 45 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:34,769 A proton cruiser? 46 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,571 No, my proton cruiser. 47 00:01:36,605 --> 00:01:37,905 I just bought it. 48 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:40,474 It was actually used in the actual filming of "galaxy wars." 49 00:01:40,509 --> 00:01:41,641 In the battle of Panthatar? 50 00:01:41,676 --> 00:01:44,309 And the rescue of the horklops from the planet Jooveron! 51 00:01:44,343 --> 00:01:44,843 Shut up. 52 00:01:44,877 --> 00:01:45,911 How can I? 53 00:01:45,945 --> 00:01:49,047 Ziz-kwaja! 54 00:01:49,082 --> 00:01:49,614 Wow. 55 00:01:49,649 --> 00:01:53,117 I feel like I'm watching a DVD of "dorks gone wild." 56 00:01:53,152 --> 00:01:55,152 [Knocking] 57 00:02:01,123 --> 00:02:01,790 Hi. 58 00:02:01,824 --> 00:02:03,124 Hey, I'm Jeffrey Flanken. 59 00:02:03,158 --> 00:02:06,127 Yeah, come on in. 60 00:02:06,161 --> 00:02:06,860 Hi. 61 00:02:06,895 --> 00:02:07,628 Hey. 62 00:02:07,662 --> 00:02:10,063 This is Jeffrey, the guy whose father owns Flanken motors. 63 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,031 Oh, right. 64 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:13,166 Your dad wants to set up some kind of contest on iCarly? 65 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:13,566 Yeah. 66 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,834 I mean, if you guys are into it. 67 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,370 Look at my spaceship. 68 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:19,372 It's nice. 69 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,373 Well, let's go up to our studio and talk. 70 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,008 Cool. 71 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:28,713 [Music] 72 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:49,400 In five, four, three, two-- [Music] 73 00:02:49,401 --> 00:02:52,337 I know you see somehow 74 00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:54,038 the world will change for me 75 00:02:54,072 --> 00:02:58,540 and be so wonderful 76 00:02:58,574 --> 00:03:00,843 live life, breathe air 77 00:03:00,877 --> 00:03:01,744 I know somehow 78 00:03:01,778 --> 00:03:03,145 were gonna get there 79 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:07,950 and feel so wonderful 80 00:03:07,984 --> 00:03:11,751 it's all for real 81 00:03:11,785 --> 00:03:12,251 I'm telling you 82 00:03:12,286 --> 00:03:13,685 just how I feel 83 00:03:13,719 --> 00:03:15,653 so, wake-up the members 84 00:03:15,687 --> 00:03:17,721 of my nation 85 00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:19,589 it's your time to be 86 00:03:19,623 --> 00:03:20,223 there's no chance 87 00:03:20,257 --> 00:03:22,291 unless you take one 88 00:03:22,325 --> 00:03:23,791 take the time to see 89 00:03:23,826 --> 00:03:25,226 the brighter side 90 00:03:25,261 --> 00:03:28,328 of every situation 91 00:03:28,362 --> 00:03:30,029 some things are meant to be 92 00:03:30,064 --> 00:03:31,130 so give your best 93 00:03:45,911 --> 00:03:47,511 [music] 94 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:52,933 Wait. 95 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,235 So, your dad wants to just give away a brand-new car? 96 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:55,802 Yeah. 97 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,837 I mean, he does it once every few years. 98 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,872 It's great publicity for his dealership. 99 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:00,339 Cool. 100 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:01,340 So, what kind of contest? 101 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:05,043 How about guess the number of zits on Freddie's butt? 102 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,145 Wow. 103 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:09,347 That's really gross. 104 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:09,681 No. 105 00:04:09,715 --> 00:04:12,484 See, my dad wants the contest to be a brain Buster. 106 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:14,219 You know, something you really got to figure out. 107 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:18,691 Oh, like how many of Sam's relatives are on parole? 108 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:20,792 Hey, don't go banging on my aunt Maggie, cousin Garth, 109 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:23,361 and Uncle Morris, all right? 110 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:27,265 We're having a meeting. 111 00:04:27,299 --> 00:04:30,167 So, we challenge our viewers to figure out the brain Buster, 112 00:04:30,202 --> 00:04:31,602 and then the first person who sends in the right answer 113 00:04:31,636 --> 00:04:32,770 wins the car? 114 00:04:32,804 --> 00:04:33,103 Yup. 115 00:04:33,138 --> 00:04:33,871 Love it. 116 00:04:33,905 --> 00:04:35,606 It'll get iCarly a lot of buzz. 117 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,607 Oh, yeah. 118 00:04:36,641 --> 00:04:39,342 Isn't your Uncle buzz on parole too? 119 00:04:39,377 --> 00:04:40,343 Look Benson-- what, Sam? 120 00:04:40,378 --> 00:04:41,244 He was a nice guy. 121 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:41,812 What are you going to do? 122 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,980 Stop it. 123 00:04:44,015 --> 00:04:47,117 We'd love to do the give-away-a-car contest. 124 00:04:47,152 --> 00:04:47,618 Awesome. 125 00:04:47,652 --> 00:04:48,486 All right. 126 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,953 Here's the brain Buster. 127 00:04:49,988 --> 00:04:52,722 A cowboy rides into town on Friday. 128 00:04:52,757 --> 00:04:56,758 He stays in town for three days, then leaves on Friday. 129 00:04:56,792 --> 00:05:00,724 How did he do it? 130 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,057 I have no idea. 131 00:05:02,091 --> 00:05:03,024 How did he do it? 132 00:05:03,058 --> 00:05:05,091 I am not allowed to tell you. 133 00:05:05,126 --> 00:05:07,326 See, to keep the contest fair, my dad put the answer 134 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:11,830 in this sealed envelope. 135 00:05:11,864 --> 00:05:17,501 Here, why don't you lock this in your jewelry box. 136 00:05:17,535 --> 00:05:21,104 My mom wanted a daughter, okay? 137 00:05:21,138 --> 00:05:25,509 [Music] 138 00:05:25,543 --> 00:05:29,378 And now, before we say goodnight-- it's time for an iCarly 139 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,614 special contest. 140 00:05:32,649 --> 00:05:33,448 Special contest 141 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:34,448 special contest 142 00:05:34,482 --> 00:05:38,484 special contest 143 00:05:38,519 --> 00:05:38,951 okay. 144 00:05:38,986 --> 00:05:40,353 Are you ready for this? 145 00:05:40,387 --> 00:05:43,624 We are gonna give away a new car-- a new car. 146 00:05:43,658 --> 00:05:44,658 --From Flanken motors. 147 00:05:44,693 --> 00:05:46,793 The best Flanken car dealership in Seattle. 148 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:48,461 And to win the new car, all you got to do 149 00:05:48,495 --> 00:05:50,029 is answer this brain Buster. 150 00:05:50,063 --> 00:05:51,130 Mood lighting. 151 00:05:51,164 --> 00:05:55,733 Mysterious music. 152 00:05:55,767 --> 00:05:56,633 [Music] 153 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:57,500 Okay. 154 00:05:57,534 --> 00:05:59,836 Here's the brain Buster. 155 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:02,038 A cowboy rides into town on Friday. 156 00:06:02,072 --> 00:06:06,108 He stays in town for three days, then leaves on Friday. 157 00:06:06,142 --> 00:06:10,945 How'd he do it? 158 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:11,813 Okay. 159 00:06:11,847 --> 00:06:13,882 The first iCarly fan to tell us the correct answer 160 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:17,584 wins a new car. 161 00:06:17,619 --> 00:06:19,885 Just text us right here at iCarly. Com. 162 00:06:19,919 --> 00:06:21,787 And if you can't figure out how to text us-- 163 00:06:21,821 --> 00:06:23,021 --then call your doctor. 164 00:06:23,055 --> 00:06:26,858 --'Cause you may be suffering from extreme stupidity. 165 00:06:26,892 --> 00:06:30,560 Together, we can find a cure. 166 00:06:30,594 --> 00:06:32,194 [Music] 167 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:40,933 Uh-huh. 168 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:48,506 Oh, yeah. 169 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:50,141 [Makes beeping noises] 170 00:06:50,175 --> 00:06:53,109 Uh-oh. 171 00:06:53,144 --> 00:06:54,177 This is commander Spencer. 172 00:06:54,211 --> 00:06:56,245 What is the nature of your emergency? 173 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:59,882 A fleet of red skynauts has invaded the Alpha quadrant. 174 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:00,683 Seriously? 175 00:07:00,717 --> 00:07:03,417 Seriously. 176 00:07:03,452 --> 00:07:05,752 I will intercept and destroy the enemy. 177 00:07:05,787 --> 00:07:06,887 Oh God, thank you. 178 00:07:06,921 --> 00:07:11,659 Shh. 179 00:07:11,694 --> 00:07:16,397 [Hatch opening sound] 180 00:07:16,431 --> 00:07:20,734 [Hatch closing sound] 181 00:07:20,769 --> 00:07:22,804 Switching to hyperdrive. 182 00:07:22,839 --> 00:07:28,943 [Makes hyperdrive sound] 183 00:07:28,978 --> 00:07:31,045 Enemy ships within range. 184 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:32,980 Engaging. 185 00:07:33,014 --> 00:07:35,482 Proton lasers set to maximosity. 186 00:07:35,516 --> 00:07:36,883 I'm going in hot. 187 00:07:36,918 --> 00:07:41,720 [Makes laser sounds] 188 00:07:41,755 --> 00:07:42,354 Oh, I'm sorry. 189 00:07:42,388 --> 00:07:43,288 Did I damage your ship? 190 00:07:43,323 --> 00:07:43,622 Well, here. 191 00:07:43,656 --> 00:07:45,457 Let me put it out of its misery. 192 00:07:45,491 --> 00:07:47,658 [Makes laser sounds] 193 00:07:47,693 --> 00:07:50,260 [Knock on door] 194 00:07:50,294 --> 00:07:50,960 Hey, it's me. 195 00:07:50,995 --> 00:07:53,830 Ah, teenage boy off the port bow. 196 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:56,265 [Makes laser sounds] 197 00:07:56,299 --> 00:07:58,133 Whoa. You got it. 198 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,368 Yes. 199 00:07:59,402 --> 00:08:01,502 [Hatch opening sound] 200 00:08:01,537 --> 00:08:02,903 I did get it. 201 00:08:02,937 --> 00:08:07,840 And now it's mine, and the galaxy is safe. 202 00:08:07,874 --> 00:08:10,075 [Makes laser sound] 203 00:08:10,109 --> 00:08:10,709 Hey. 204 00:08:10,743 --> 00:08:13,110 I thought you said this is one of the actual proton cruisers 205 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,378 used to film "galaxy wars." 206 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:16,145 It is. 207 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:16,879 No, it's not. 208 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:17,580 Yeah, it is. 209 00:08:17,614 --> 00:08:19,681 No, it's not. 210 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:19,948 Okay. 211 00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:20,649 And you're lying. 212 00:08:20,683 --> 00:08:23,150 What makes you lie? 213 00:08:23,185 --> 00:08:24,251 I'm not lying. 214 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:25,252 Yeah, you are. 215 00:08:25,286 --> 00:08:29,288 Feel like a big boy telling your big boy lies. 216 00:08:29,322 --> 00:08:29,955 Spencer. 217 00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:33,491 Yes, little Larry lies-a-lot? 218 00:08:33,525 --> 00:08:35,625 The proton cruisers in "galaxy wars" 219 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:38,294 had twin exhaust ports up front. 220 00:08:38,328 --> 00:08:39,762 This one only has one. 221 00:08:39,796 --> 00:08:41,996 Well-- and the neutronium blast plate 222 00:08:42,031 --> 00:08:44,198 is supposed to be octagonal. 223 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:48,467 That one's round. 224 00:08:48,501 --> 00:08:49,869 But how can-- and look. 225 00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:52,103 Here is a sticker that says, "not an actual prop 226 00:08:52,138 --> 00:08:56,441 from the movie 'galaxy wars.'" 227 00:08:56,475 --> 00:08:56,675 okay. 228 00:08:56,709 --> 00:08:59,280 Well, that can mean anything. 229 00:08:59,314 --> 00:09:00,181 No. 230 00:09:00,216 --> 00:09:02,184 It means this is just a replica. 231 00:09:02,219 --> 00:09:05,222 But I paid for a real proton cruiser from "galaxy wars." 232 00:09:05,256 --> 00:09:07,891 Awwww! 233 00:09:07,925 --> 00:09:08,725 Sorry, Spence. 234 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:11,160 I got to go rehearse iCarly. 235 00:09:11,195 --> 00:09:12,795 [Music] 236 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:27,005 [Makes weak laser sound] 237 00:09:27,039 --> 00:09:30,841 And then, the monster rose up out of the coffin 238 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:33,645 and bit the man's head off. 239 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:35,679 [Screaming] 240 00:09:40,284 --> 00:09:43,651 That was so scary. 241 00:09:43,686 --> 00:09:47,521 How about a hand for George, the bra who tells ghost stories. 242 00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:50,524 Whoo. Yeah. 243 00:09:50,558 --> 00:09:52,960 I hope you're ready 'cause the time has come. 244 00:09:52,994 --> 00:09:54,362 The time has come. 245 00:09:54,396 --> 00:09:56,465 If you have a hat, you better hang on to it 246 00:09:56,499 --> 00:09:59,368 'cause we're about to give away a brand-new car. 247 00:09:59,402 --> 00:10:00,369 Courtesy of Flanken motors. 248 00:10:00,403 --> 00:10:01,803 You all know the brain Buster. 249 00:10:01,838 --> 00:10:03,805 Which Carly will now repeat. 250 00:10:03,839 --> 00:10:06,340 A cowboy rides into town on Friday. 251 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:10,209 He stays in town for three days, then leaves on Friday. 252 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,510 How did he do it? 253 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,344 How did he do it? 254 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:20,584 Let us check the envelope. 255 00:10:20,619 --> 00:10:21,285 Oh. 256 00:10:21,319 --> 00:10:22,552 I get it. 257 00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:23,853 His horse's name was Friday. 258 00:10:23,888 --> 00:10:26,856 His horse's name was Friday. 259 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:29,490 Random dancing. 260 00:10:37,755 --> 00:10:38,487 Okay. 261 00:10:38,522 --> 00:10:40,289 A lot of you guys guessed the right answer. 262 00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:42,557 But only one of you guessed it first. 263 00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:47,829 And that lucky winner's screen name is trickster 206. 264 00:10:47,863 --> 00:10:49,263 Wooo! 265 00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:53,434 And now, Freddie will connect us to the winner via video chat. 266 00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:54,969 You just love saying via. 267 00:10:55,004 --> 00:10:56,870 Yeah. 268 00:10:56,905 --> 00:10:58,973 All right, we're connected. 269 00:10:59,007 --> 00:11:00,107 Hey, trickster 206. 270 00:11:00,141 --> 00:11:03,109 Guess what you've won? 271 00:11:03,144 --> 00:11:05,811 Would it be a new car? 272 00:11:05,846 --> 00:11:07,179 Nevel? 273 00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:09,047 That's right, Carly Shay. 274 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:15,019 I've won the car, and you have to give it to me. 275 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,754 Isn't this delicious? 276 00:11:17,788 --> 00:11:25,759 Oh, I just feel like spinning in a celebratory fashion. 277 00:11:25,794 --> 00:11:28,128 Weeee! Weeee! Weeee! 278 00:11:28,162 --> 00:11:30,409 Weeee! Weeee! 279 00:11:35,005 --> 00:11:36,605 [music] 280 00:11:44,321 --> 00:11:45,854 I wonder what kind of car they're gonna give us. 281 00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:47,555 You mean, give Nevel. 282 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:52,026 I can't believe that nub won our contest. 283 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:53,193 Hey. Excuse me. 284 00:11:53,228 --> 00:11:54,194 We're looking for the owner? 285 00:11:54,228 --> 00:11:54,994 Well, stop looking. 286 00:11:55,029 --> 00:11:56,195 Don Flanken. 287 00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:58,262 What kind of car can I put you in? 288 00:11:58,296 --> 00:11:59,263 We're from iCarly. 289 00:11:59,297 --> 00:11:59,730 Yeah? 290 00:11:59,764 --> 00:12:02,999 Well, I'm from Wisconsin. 291 00:12:03,033 --> 00:12:04,333 So what kind of car you're looking for? 292 00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:07,368 Something sporty, something functional, something spunctional-- 293 00:12:07,403 --> 00:12:08,802 look at me, I'm making up words. 294 00:12:08,837 --> 00:12:11,138 That's how much I care about putting you in the right car. 295 00:12:11,173 --> 00:12:13,674 Now-- can you stop talking for two seconds? 296 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,913 We're not here to buy a car. 297 00:12:15,947 --> 00:12:19,015 We came to get-- hey, sir. 298 00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:21,653 Dude, get back here. 299 00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:23,621 Look, I don't have time for games. 300 00:12:23,656 --> 00:12:24,989 We're not playing games. 301 00:12:25,023 --> 00:12:27,524 We gave away one of your cars on our Web show. 302 00:12:27,558 --> 00:12:29,425 Well, who in blazes told you to do that? 303 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:31,427 Your son. 304 00:12:31,461 --> 00:12:32,728 He set up a contest. 305 00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:35,730 I don't have a son, just two daughters. 306 00:12:35,764 --> 00:12:36,764 You don't have a son? 307 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:40,334 No--well, my oldest daughter Jessica, she's a little manish 308 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:43,103 but I wouldn't say she's-- here he is. 309 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,836 Hello, iCarly people. 310 00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:46,137 Where's my car? 311 00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:48,073 We're getting it. 312 00:12:48,108 --> 00:12:49,876 We may not be getting it. 313 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:50,510 What? 314 00:12:50,544 --> 00:12:53,078 This nutloaf says he doesn't know anything about our contest. 315 00:12:53,113 --> 00:12:54,446 What? 316 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:54,980 Be quiet. 317 00:12:55,014 --> 00:12:56,881 Make me. 318 00:12:56,915 --> 00:12:57,448 All right. 319 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:58,015 I don't have time for this. 320 00:12:58,049 --> 00:13:01,618 I gotta take my daughter to a special doctor. 321 00:13:01,652 --> 00:13:02,084 Wait. 322 00:13:02,119 --> 00:13:03,719 Well. 323 00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:12,058 iCarly ran an online contest. 324 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,260 I entered and I won a car. 325 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,895 And if you don't give me one, I'm going to report you 326 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:22,932 to the LCC for fraud-- ooh. 327 00:13:22,966 --> 00:13:28,374 --And have iCarly shut down. 328 00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:32,581 Ooh. 329 00:13:32,616 --> 00:13:34,616 [Music] 330 00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:35,517 The. 331 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:36,718 Done. 332 00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:37,385 All right. 333 00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:38,319 Thanks a lot, guys. 334 00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:40,253 And, here you go. 335 00:13:40,288 --> 00:13:41,754 You're light. 336 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:42,655 Light? 337 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,023 You owe us 300. 338 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,991 Yeah. 339 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,560 But you said you'd move my spaceship to storage 340 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,729 for a hundred bucks--100. 341 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,098 Plus 200 to bring the couch back. 342 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,233 Yeah. 343 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:55,933 Okay, wait. 344 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:59,036 A hundred to move out a huge proton cruiser spaceship 345 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:02,106 and 200 just to bring back this tiny little couch? 346 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:04,575 Hey, I had to miss my book club for this. 347 00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:09,678 We were gonna discuss the sisters who had magic pants. 348 00:14:09,713 --> 00:14:11,013 You owe us 200 more. 349 00:14:11,047 --> 00:14:14,216 I don't have 200 more. 350 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,352 Hey, guys, you don't need to take the couch away. 351 00:14:16,386 --> 00:14:17,419 It's already here. 352 00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:18,253 N. 353 00:14:18,288 --> 00:14:19,487 I need that. 354 00:14:19,522 --> 00:14:21,822 This is just creating more work. 355 00:14:21,856 --> 00:14:24,391 That's my sittin' couch. 356 00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:27,460 At the of the book, they find out the pants aren't magic 357 00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:30,495 and the middle sister dies. 358 00:14:39,439 --> 00:14:41,939 [Faint laser sound] 359 00:14:41,974 --> 00:14:44,575 And on your Web show, you said all you gotta do 360 00:14:44,609 --> 00:14:48,243 is answer this brain Buster, and I was the first person 361 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:51,846 to send in the correct answer to iCarly.com. 362 00:14:51,881 --> 00:14:55,217 And then-- we know what happened! 363 00:14:55,252 --> 00:14:57,420 We're not saying you didn't win the car. 364 00:14:57,455 --> 00:14:58,555 Then where is it? 365 00:14:58,589 --> 00:14:59,789 I don't see a car. 366 00:14:59,823 --> 00:15:06,793 All I hear is a lot prattle, and I-- hey. Oh, come on. 367 00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:07,726 Get it off me. 368 00:15:07,761 --> 00:15:09,527 Oh, you'll get it. 369 00:15:09,561 --> 00:15:10,694 Get up. 370 00:15:10,728 --> 00:15:12,228 Get up. 371 00:15:12,263 --> 00:15:12,829 Come on. 372 00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:14,863 Don't-- stop. 373 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,571 Now where is my car? 374 00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:26,107 Do you not understand that there's been some kind of mix up? 375 00:15:26,141 --> 00:15:28,509 Well, let me read you this. 376 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:32,044 According to section 9 of the Internet legislation act, 377 00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:34,613 "any website "that engages in fraud "will be subject 378 00:15:34,648 --> 00:15:36,615 to immediate termination." 379 00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:41,019 That means either you give me a car or it's bye-bye iCarly. 380 00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:43,855 If you'll just give us a couple of days to get-- wait a minute. 381 00:15:43,889 --> 00:15:47,024 Why do you have that printed out? 382 00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:49,694 Because I like to print things. 383 00:15:49,728 --> 00:15:51,995 No, you'd only print that out if you knew 384 00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:53,363 you were gonna need it. 385 00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:54,330 Yeah. 386 00:15:54,365 --> 00:15:55,532 How did you know there was gonna be a problem 387 00:15:55,566 --> 00:15:56,633 getting you the car? 388 00:15:56,668 --> 00:15:57,267 Oh, please. 389 00:15:57,302 --> 00:16:00,437 I don't have time to be interviewed. 390 00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:02,438 You set this whole thing up. 391 00:16:02,473 --> 00:16:05,007 That Jeffrey guy or whatever his real name is, 392 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:06,875 you sent him to us, didn't you? 393 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:08,077 Oh, I don't know. 394 00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:12,414 I send a lot of guys a lot of places. 395 00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:15,816 You evil, evil little elf. 396 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:20,453 You can't prove anything, but I can prove that you owe me a car 397 00:16:20,488 --> 00:16:23,022 and I better get it or you'll rue this day. 398 00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:26,859 Rue it! 399 00:16:26,893 --> 00:16:27,826 You'll get your car. 400 00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:28,393 When? 401 00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:29,127 Soon. 402 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,828 You have 48 hours, iCarly. 403 00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:43,506 Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. 404 00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:44,541 Hi. 405 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:46,142 Hey. 406 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,010 What are you doing? 407 00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:51,580 I'm drinking root beer, playing Jacks. 408 00:16:51,615 --> 00:16:52,714 Jacks? 409 00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:57,952 I'm up to foursies-- threesies. 410 00:16:57,986 --> 00:16:59,453 Where'd your proton cruiser go? 411 00:16:59,488 --> 00:17:03,523 I paid some mean movers to take it to storage. 412 00:17:03,558 --> 00:17:04,291 How come? 413 00:17:04,325 --> 00:17:06,359 'Cause it wasn't actually used in galaxy wars, 414 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,261 so I don't wanna look at it. 415 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,596 Okay, so where's our couch? 416 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:15,833 You know, there's more to life than couches, okay? 417 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:16,500 What? 418 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,002 I don't know. 419 00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:19,870 How'd Nevel like his car? 420 00:17:19,904 --> 00:17:21,738 There is no car. 421 00:17:21,772 --> 00:17:22,872 What do you mean, no car? 422 00:17:22,907 --> 00:17:24,574 Nevel set the whole thing up. 423 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,975 And if we don't get him a car, he's gonna go to the LCC, 424 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:30,078 claim fraud, and get iCarly shut down. 425 00:17:30,112 --> 00:17:30,678 Well, okay. 426 00:17:30,712 --> 00:17:33,747 So get the little tug munch a car. 427 00:17:33,782 --> 00:17:35,882 We can't afford to buy Nevel a car. 428 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,183 Maybe you can. 429 00:17:37,218 --> 00:17:39,819 My buddy Socko's got an uncle you sells used ones. 430 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,888 I bet he can find you a car and super cheap. 431 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,123 Okay. What's his name? 432 00:17:44,157 --> 00:17:46,158 Otto. 433 00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:49,327 Of course, it is. 434 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,963 [Music] 435 00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:54,464 Are you ready, Nevel? 436 00:17:54,498 --> 00:17:57,100 Yes, my heart is pounding. 437 00:17:57,134 --> 00:17:57,633 Good. 438 00:17:57,634 --> 00:18:00,402 Maybe it'll explode. 439 00:18:00,436 --> 00:18:03,470 I didn't come here to be insulted. 440 00:18:03,505 --> 00:18:05,539 You don't even have a car for me, do you? 441 00:18:05,573 --> 00:18:07,408 Oh, yes, we do. 442 00:18:07,442 --> 00:18:13,546 One-- two-- yank. 443 00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:14,981 Whoa. 444 00:18:15,015 --> 00:18:18,551 Oh, wow. 445 00:18:18,585 --> 00:18:20,953 What is that poop? 446 00:18:20,987 --> 00:18:22,855 It's your new car. 447 00:18:22,889 --> 00:18:24,256 That car is not new. 448 00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,191 It's new to you. 449 00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:27,659 I suspected as much. 450 00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:30,662 I figured you iCarlys would try and pull a fast one. 451 00:18:30,697 --> 00:18:32,864 Who still says "pull a fast one"? 452 00:18:32,898 --> 00:18:33,765 Mr. bullock. 453 00:18:33,799 --> 00:18:34,365 Mr. bullock. 454 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,366 Over here, sir. 455 00:18:36,401 --> 00:18:37,266 Look. 456 00:18:37,301 --> 00:18:40,567 Look at the automotive abomination that these people are trying 457 00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:41,869 to foist upon me. 458 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:42,536 Well, I won't have it. 459 00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:43,871 I simply won't. 460 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,939 Sir, our contest promised the winner a car. 461 00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:47,540 And that is a car. 462 00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:49,608 Actually, I reviewed your Webcast. 463 00:18:49,643 --> 00:18:55,180 You promised the winner a new car and, well, this is poo. 464 00:18:55,214 --> 00:18:56,581 Oh, comon. 465 00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:58,049 Read them the rules. 466 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:02,749 The LCC defines a new car as, "a unique vehicle that's 467 00:19:02,784 --> 00:19:05,051 "never been state registered "and can travel 468 00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:06,721 "under it's own power "at the speed 469 00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:08,690 of a least 25 miles per hour." 470 00:19:08,724 --> 00:19:09,557 But come on. 471 00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:11,059 Can't you give us a break? 472 00:19:11,093 --> 00:19:13,894 I can give you another 24 hours, but by then, 473 00:19:13,929 --> 00:19:16,230 if you don't give Mr. Papperman a new car, 474 00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:19,300 the LCC will shut down iCarly. 475 00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,268 Sorry. 476 00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:24,204 Thank you, Mr. bullock. 477 00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:27,006 Winner says "ha-ha." 478 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,741 What's wrong with you, Nevel? 479 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,077 Why is your lifelong dream to get rid of iCarly? 480 00:19:31,111 --> 00:19:32,211 It's not. 481 00:19:32,245 --> 00:19:36,414 My lifelong dream is to open my own haberdashery. 482 00:19:36,449 --> 00:19:38,216 What is a haberdashery? 483 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:45,121 Oh, why does everyone ask that? 484 00:19:45,156 --> 00:19:47,123 A haberdashery is a men's retail shop 485 00:19:47,157 --> 00:19:49,559 that sells men's accessories such as wallets, hats, buttons, 486 00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:53,897 belts, ribbons, and zippers. 487 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,599 [Music] 488 00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,668 [Knocking] 489 00:19:58,702 --> 00:19:59,502 What's up, Sam? 490 00:19:59,536 --> 00:20:00,403 Where's Carly? 491 00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:01,904 I've been calling and texting her for hours. 492 00:20:01,938 --> 00:20:03,939 Uh, she's been in the shower. 493 00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:04,573 All day? 494 00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:05,573 Pretty much. 495 00:20:05,608 --> 00:20:08,943 She takes really long showers when she gets depressed. 496 00:20:08,977 --> 00:20:10,578 Well, when do you think she'll come out? 497 00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:11,779 I don't know. 498 00:20:11,813 --> 00:20:15,382 She took a chair in there. 499 00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,884 Carly, get out of the shower! 500 00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:21,120 No. 501 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:23,055 Hey, you got your couch. 502 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:23,889 Yup. 503 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,224 I thought those mover guys wanted 200 bucks to bring it back. 504 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:28,559 They did, but Socko's cousin only charged me 50 bucks 505 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,561 to steal it back. 506 00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:34,798 Thanks, Rob. 507 00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,967 So, you really think Nevel's gonna have the LCC 508 00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:37,967 shut down iCarly? 509 00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:41,236 Yup, unless we can come u with a unique vehicle 510 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:43,337 that's never been state registered and can travel 511 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:47,040 under its own power at the speed of at least 25 miles per hour. 512 00:20:47,075 --> 00:20:49,675 By when tomorrow. 513 00:20:58,684 --> 00:21:00,485 I know that look. 514 00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:01,619 That's your thinking look. 515 00:21:01,654 --> 00:21:02,153 Oh, I'm thinking. 516 00:21:02,187 --> 00:21:02,854 You thinking? 517 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:04,055 Yeah, I'm thinking we think of the same thing? 518 00:21:04,089 --> 00:21:05,623 We are if we're thinking about a way to give Nevel 519 00:21:05,657 --> 00:21:07,057 a vehicle that's never been state registered 520 00:21:07,092 --> 00:21:09,092 and can go 25 miles an hour. 521 00:21:09,127 --> 00:21:09,626 Oh, no. 522 00:21:09,661 --> 00:21:15,031 I was thinking about fried chicken. 523 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,533 [Music] 524 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,834 These are good. 525 00:21:18,869 --> 00:21:21,403 What is this? Pineapple? 526 00:21:21,437 --> 00:21:22,804 Mango? 527 00:21:22,839 --> 00:21:23,605 Maybe. 528 00:21:23,639 --> 00:21:26,474 Well, it could be-- will you two shut up. 529 00:21:26,509 --> 00:21:29,077 I'm about to rid the Internet of iCarly forever 530 00:21:29,112 --> 00:21:32,046 and you're bumming my joy. 531 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:36,984 Hey, Nevel, lookie. 532 00:21:37,018 --> 00:21:38,618 [Music] 533 00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:48,894 Here you go, Nevel. 534 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:51,563 Congratulations, winner. 535 00:21:51,598 --> 00:21:53,498 What, and you think that rolling space turd 536 00:21:53,533 --> 00:21:55,366 will get iCarly off the hook? 537 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:55,900 Yeah. 538 00:21:55,934 --> 00:21:57,134 We think it will. 539 00:21:57,169 --> 00:21:59,937 Carly, would you say that this vehicle is unique? 540 00:21:59,971 --> 00:22:02,073 Oh, it is clearly unique. 541 00:22:02,107 --> 00:22:04,007 Freddie, has it ever been state registered? 542 00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:05,241 Why, no, Carly. 543 00:22:05,276 --> 00:22:06,909 It hasn't. 544 00:22:06,943 --> 00:22:07,943 Mr. Bullock? 545 00:22:07,977 --> 00:22:10,712 If it can travel at the speed of at least 25 miles per hour, 546 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,380 it technically qualifies as a new car. 547 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,815 Well, let's just see. 548 00:22:14,849 --> 00:22:20,186 Let's just see if this thing can do 25. 549 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:22,687 Okay. 550 00:22:22,722 --> 00:22:26,790 [Screams] 551 00:22:26,825 --> 00:22:32,294 [Loud crash] 552 00:22:32,329 --> 00:22:35,063 [Music] 553 00:22:35,097 --> 00:22:36,799 Do you think he hit 25 miles an hour? 554 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:37,867 Oh, yeah. 555 00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:39,802 You can't do that kind of damage to a flower shop 556 00:22:39,837 --> 00:22:44,074 unless you're doing at least 25. 557 00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:46,944 [Sirens] 558 00:22:46,945 --> 00:22:49,547 Where'd you guys get those ice-pops? 559 00:22:49,581 --> 00:22:52,985 Over there. 560 00:22:53,035 --> 00:22:57,585 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0